WHAT DO I WRITE ON IT?


We get asked this a lot. You've found this cool pipe to customize, but how do you choose what to write on it? Just have fun with it! You're gonna be looking at your BUDDY a lot, so we like to recommend something that makes you smile. 
Here's a little inspiration to get started.* Each link will take you to our product personalizer, where you can play around and make your BUDDY perfect. 
            

 1-800-SEND-PIZZA

#BLESSED

#BLISSED

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

BAD BITCH

BORN 2 SHRED

BOYS

BUMMER-FREE ZONE

BUT HER EMAILS

BUTCH / FEMME

BYE, FELICIA

CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’

CAT PERSON

CECI N'EST PAS UNE PIPE

CHAMPAGNE ANARCHIST

CHILL BEFORE SERVING

CHILL PILL

CHILLUMINATI

COMMIE SCUM

CREEP

CRONE

DADDY

DECENT HUMAN

DESIGN MATTERS

DIRT

DOG PERSON

DON’T TOUCH MY HAIR

DONNY, YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

DUNSTON CHECKS OUT 

DYING TO LIVE

ENGAGED AND ENRAGED

ENJOY AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

EQUALITY

EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

FAKE NEWS

FUCK YOU PAY ME

GARBAGE HUMAN

GAY RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

GIRLS

GIRLS & BOYS

GO AWAY

GOOD HAIR DAY

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS

HAIL SATAN

HAMBERDERS

HASHTAG BLISSED

HELLO / GOODBYE

HEX THE PATRIARCHY

HIGH MOM

HUMANITY

I WANT TO BELIEVE

I’D RATHER BE BOWLING

IF FOUND, PLEASE SEND PIZZA

INDIFFERENT ATHEIST

INTERSECTIONAL

INVISIBILITY WAND

IT’S 420 SOMEWHERE

IT’S TRUE. ALL OF IT.

JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL

KEEP IT WEIRD

KILLER INNER MONOLOGUE

LARGE MARGE SENT ME

LEAVE ME ALONE

LEBOWSKI / SUBCHAK 2020

LOVE

MAKE AMERICA TOKE AGAIN

MAXIMUM DIRT

MOM JEANS AND DAD JOKES

MOTHER

NO NEW FRIENDS

NO ONE’S LOOKING

OBAMA, WHERE ART THOU?

OVERLY EARNEST

PARTICIPANT AWARD

PARTY

PAUSE FOR BRIEF INTERMISSION

PIZZA PARTY

PLEASE DON’T TALK TO ME

POWER BOTTOM

PRE-GAME

PRETTY GOOD AT INTERNETS

PRO-LOVE. ANTI-ASSHOLE.

PROFESSIONAL AMATEUR

QUEEN OF THE NIGHT

RIDE OR DIE

RUNNER UP

SATAN LOVES ME

SCRUFF

SECULAR HUMANIST

SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER

SHAMELESS

SHO NUFF

SHORYUKEN!

SIZE QUEEN

SKYNET SENT ME

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

SPACE CAMP DROPOUT

STAY GOLD, PONYBOY

SUPPORT BLACK WOMEN

SWEEP THE LEG, JOHNNY

THANKS 4 COMING 2 MY TED TALK

THAT’S SO VERY

TRULY OUTRAGEOUS

TWINK

TWUNK

ULTIMATE EXTREME

USED TO BE COOL

VACATION

VIBES

VOTE

WAITING TO DIE

WE ARE THE WEIRDOS, MISTER

WEIRDOS CLUB

WHERE’S CARL?

WILL NOT SMILE ON COMMAND

WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS

WOOF

WRESTLING

YOU LOOK NICE TODAY

YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE

ZACK ATTACK

ZADDY

ZBORNAK / DEVERAUX 2020

ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT

 

*We reserve the right to not process any orders that constitute hate speech per the Southern Poverty Law Center (and also to drag you if you make that kind of request).